by AndrewMc | 8/25/2009 08:12:00 PM
In a wonderful coup, the editors here at Progressive Historians were sent a leaked copy of the newly-released torture memos. All I can say is "Wow!"

More below.

From the office of [redacted] in the [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]. On this day, [redacted] [redacted], [redacted].

Our report, which clearly [redacted] a number of [redacted] [redacted], can only be understood in the context of [redacted].

We have utilized the [redacted] method of [redacted] on the following suspected [redacted]ists:

1. Mohammed [redacted]
2. Abu [redacted]
3. [redacted] [redacted]
4. [redacted] ibn [redacted]
5. [redacted] Mohammed [redacted]
6. [redacted] [redacted] Mohammed
7. [redacted] ibn abu Mohammed [redacted]
8. [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]
9. Joe Smith
10. B[redacted] H[redacted] O[redacted]

Our success rate is astonishing. With over [redacted]% [redacted] [redacted], we have found that [redacted] effectiveness is [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted].

The following operations were [redacted] intercepted:

[redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] in [redacted] [redacted]. To that end, [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] except [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] to the [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] fourth [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted].

As you can plainly see, [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], and of course, [redacted].

We hope this clears up any confusion.

Dr. [redacted] [redacted]

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Blogger Ahistoricality on 8/25/2009 9:06 PM:

I [redacted] this. And future [redacted] will, too.